brilliant, take me to your leader. (i've always wanted to say that.)

( Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks 'ooh, this could be a little more sonic?' )

( Team TARDIS )
( Agency Directors + Special Projects Staff )

I just. Can't even. There aren't even words for the Series Six opener.

( Team TARDIS )

( Kai )

( Whovians. )

( Agency Directors + All of Media/PR )

Oh. My God. There are no monsters in the Oval Office.

( Team TARDIS: Stella, Reggie, Kai, Oliver, Max. )

( Liz and Oliver. )

There are many perks to having an alien in your head. The downsides include not being able to read space news without commentary. He gets so smug.

( Stella, Kai, Reggie, Liam )

So. Say you've changed sex and you've been avoiding someone as a result. Say you can't avoid said person forever. Which explanation would be best?

A) I've decided to become a transsexual. Also, I've had a growth spurt. A substantial growth spurt.
B) 'Hello, I'm Arthur Eustace Robert Rex. I'm Caitlin's new flatmate and yes, I answer other people's mobile phones. She can't talk to you right now because she's dealing with the water buffalo in the bathroom. I can interpret her semaphore messages for you, however. She says 'hello.''
C) The truth, because it's no less preposterous than any of the lies.

I'm not joking. Well. I am joking because it's a ridiculous situation, but I do need advice. Help, Ageless and people with plain good sense: if you don't want to cut ties with people, what do you do?

I need to get out. It's time.

Since the Doctor already handled the time-machine abuse on the Christmas special, who's in for a little real-world MTN abuse for New Year's?

Midnight in every (standard) time zone. It'll be one very long, very dark day, but I have faith in us.

If it were possible to murder your reincarnate without dying, yourself --
-- AND
If, by ending him, anything about this situation would change --
-- AND
If I were the murdering sort?
I'd do it. Possibly by strangulation.

Well, alright, I wouldn't but I'D WANT TO. Dammit, Doctor, we actually CAN'T leave you unsupervised, can we?

I don't know what's happened, but I know it's his fault, because that is the only possible explanation for going to sleep female and waking up surplus some equipment. I don't even. I can't even. I actually just want to scream right now. I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR ONE WEEK AND YOU TRADE IN MY BODY FOR A NEW MODEL? When I was alone the week before last, DID I DO ANYTHING OF THE SORT?

NO. Because I try to save major life decisions for THE BOTH OF US.

Oh. Ohhhhhhh. Oh my God, he's left me flowers. Flowers and a stack of Van Gogh novelty ties. I AM GOING TO

Oh hell, I've dropped my mobile. This keyboard's murder, I'm not going back to edit that dangling sentence. My fingers aren't working properly through ALL THE RAGE.

( Agency Directors. )

Well then. I'm missing time, and not of my own doing. Anything that can pull that sort of stunt with a Time Lord is -- oh, this is going to set you lot panicking, isn't it? Right.

This is a long shot, but might anyone have seen a blond man? He's cheeky, personable, tallish, and likely to respond to 'Rose.' He's not answering his mobile and I've need of him.

Well, now I suppose I know how the Companions feel when they get left behind.

( Colin. )

( Agency Directors )

( Colin Ford. )

"Hello everyone! I am Amy's imaginary friend! .....but I came anyway." I'm going to have to use that some time. It's quite a good line. "Who are you?" "I'm Amy's imaginary friend." "Who's Amy?" "OH LOOK OVER THERE." Flee, etcetera. I have, however, come to the conclusion that Eleven is not allowed to dance. Or possibly dress himself. Or me. He takes issue with this pronouncement, but I think I'm going to stand firm. Alex, please tell me that you made it home alright. I can mount a rescue, but if Miss Scarlet has you I may need backup. She sounds tough.

AUGH. THE TENTH DOCTOR IS AN EVIL WIZARD. AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH. I AM TRAUMATISED.

Tyler. Tyler. Where are you right now? Please tell me you're at home.

[Added later, once she's calmed down.]
( The Agency )